me -- Your mom sent these, too. I don't know what they are, but they look like dates.
me -- Or maybe figs. Dates or figs, something like that.
Idle husband -- (looking closely as if deeply pondering) I think they're nuts.
me -- Well, they look like dates or figs. I really think they're figs...
[Later that night]
me -- (very surprised) Oh, look! They are nuts! You were right!
IH -- (completely unsurprised) Yeah. I know they're nuts. I read it on the package.
IH -- Nuts. It says so right there.
me -- Ohhhh...well, you didn't seem to know earlier! Sheesh!