Hair, why do you hate me so?

I thought I'd share a page out of my sketchbook. I've noticed my hair doing weird things on it's own, so yesterday I decided to document it.

I kinda wish I'd have left space for more styles because you should have seen what I woke up with this morning. Gah! One side is perfect, the other side has completely lifted and turned away from my head. I can't even tuck it behind my ear. It still looks terrible.

True life, I'm not kidding you. Styling option #1 happened a couple weeks ago, when I woke up to find a tiny clump of hair on each side of my head turning out while the rest obediently turned in. How does that even happen?!