There's been way too many bouncy slides over there

me -- They have another bouncy slide set up at the school today.

me -- Is school even about learning anymore?
IH -- learning how to slide!!
me -- bah! I've never once been on a bouncy slide let alone one at my school!
IH -- there's your chance!

me -- I'm pretty sure they'd haul me away...

me -- ... though, no one's around guarding it...